Barack Obama se convierte en el primer negro que
luchará por la Casa Blanca
(nótese la "negrilla" puesta a mala fe por mí misma jeje)
Vamos a jugar a adivinar en que periódico de becarios explotados sale...tachán tachán... tic tac tic tac tac tic... os quedan 20 minutos... TIEMPOOOO...
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiíiíííííííííííííí!!!!!!
TODOS ACERTÁSTEIS
Es aquí !!!
A luchaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr (menos mal que Obama es pacifista): negros por casas blancas, blancos por casas verdes (ecológicas), verdes (pervertidos) por casas azules (burdeles), azules (pitufos) por casas rosas (de la barbi), rosas por academias de OT, otcétera otcétera otcétera
Lo único que me jode de este tío aspirante a presidir es que le ha destrozado la ilusión a Carlton (el del Príncipe de Bel-Air), aquella que manifestó en el episodio en el que le preguntaba el tío Phill a un Carlton pequeñito: "Hijo mío, ¿qué quieres ser de mayor?" y él respondía: "Presidente de los Estados Unidos de América", así que su padre le contestaba: "¡qué orgullo, serías el primer presidente negro de la historia!" y entonces Carlton gritaba presa del pánico "¿¿¿Cómoooooo??? ¿¿¿Soy negroooooooooo????"
Jeje
-> el emoticón más racial que encontré.Un beso pies negros (que no os los laváis)
Steely Blue eyes with no love in them, Scan The World,
And a humourless smile, With no warmth within, Greets the world
And I, I have got nothing, To offer you
No-no-no-no-no
Just this heart deep and true, Which you say you don't need.
See with your eyes, Touch with your hands, please, Hear through your ears, Know in your soul, please
For haven't you me with you now?
And I love you, I love you, I love you, And I love you, I love you, I love you.
Especial atención, padre Zacarías, al versículo cuarto.
And a humourless smile, With no warmth within, Greets the world
And I, I have got nothing, To offer you
No-no-no-no-no
Just this heart deep and true, Which you say you don't need.
See with your eyes, Touch with your hands, please, Hear through your ears, Know in your soul, please
For haven't you me with you now?
And I love you, I love you, I love you, And I love you, I love you, I love you.
Especial atención, padre Zacarías, al versículo cuarto.
AMERICA IS NOT THE WORLD
(Morrissey, You are the Quarry).
America your head's too big, Because America, Your belly's too big
And I love you, I just wish you'd stay where you is.
In America, The land of the free, they said, And of opportunity, In a just and a truthful way
But where the president, Is never black, female or gay, And until that day
You've got nothing to say to me, To help me believe.
In America, It brought you the hamburger, Well America you know where, You can shove
(Morrissey, You are the Quarry).
America your head's too big, Because America, Your belly's too big
And I love you, I just wish you'd stay where you is.
In America, The land of the free, they said, And of opportunity, In a just and a truthful way
But where the president, Is never black, female or gay, And until that day
You've got nothing to say to me, To help me believe.
In America, It brought you the hamburger, Well America you know where, You can shove
